May's meeting began outside of Haymarket in Northampton. It is there that Sanguis informed his wide eyed audience the importance of not wearing pants. Soon after the discussion began the crowd became hungry.
"American or Mexican?" Sanguis yelled at the crowd.
A translator in the crowd translated that to "Brewery or Bueno Y Sano". The crowd screamed "Brewery" at their leader.
Sanguis was pleased with their decision and informed them that he needed to visit an ATM first and would meet them there. After Sanguis headed off for the ATM the crowd considered switching to Bueno Y Sano but voted against it as they all wanted to hear more pants bashing tales. The crowd buttoned up their shirts and headed for the Brewery.
The crowd was told by the Brewery's gatekeeper that there would be a 10 minute wait. Sanguis arrived shortly after and beers were ordered. One person in the crowd could not drink as both his arms were tightly wrapped around a silver brief case. The crowd was informed by the gatekeeper that the wait would be even longer. After threatening to stone her she changed her ways and said "I will be all over that table." This caused the crowed to smile and have bad thoughts.
The gatekeeper informed the crowed and it's pant-less leader that their table was ready. Once seated food was orderd and Sanguis continued his talking. Sanguis demonstrated to the crowd how he eats everything on his plate. This included butter wrapped in plastic. The crowd was amazed by his ability and laughed with him not at him. Sanguis talked of his many travels, animal treatment, his will, and strip searchings. He made it known to the crowd that he does not service llamas.
After eating a crowd gathered outside between the Brewery and the parking garage. Sanguis ended the meeting telling us how he rode shopping cart down hills and caught people having sex in the parking garage. The crowd discussed his sayings amongst themselves and were delighted.
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